What I want for Christmas.

To whom it may concern,
My desire for Christmas would be a unicorn. I don't mean a stuffed one, or any inanimate form of one. Also, I will not just "glue an ice cream cine to my horse's head" as has been suggested by some people. I want a REAL LIVING unicorn.
My unicorn most first and foremost be a legitimate, magical one. No rip off imports. Secondly, it must sparkle. It need not by "glitterly" but it's gotta have that signiture unicorn shimmer. I'm not fond of matte unicorns (though I suppose it would be better than no unicorn). It needs to have a long mane and tail, that remains free of tangles by unicorn magic, and the horn must by visible from 500 feet. It should look pretty, and let me ride it so I can train to run people through with it's horn for our mutual defense.
Ideally, this unicorn would be purple. I understand the birth rate of purple sparkly unicorns has dropped considerably in the past five years, so a blue, white, green, orange, yellow, gold, silver, or rainbow one will do. I don't like red or black unicorns, but again I'll take any unicorn over nothing.
Another detail that would be nice but not necessary would be for it to NOT be a stallion. I can't show a stallion for two more years, and I would like to show my unicorn, most likely in show jumping or dressage, depending on it's talents, and I'd like to rope off it too.
I understand that unicorns are relatively scarce, but rest assured I take very good care of equines, both mine and others, and the unicorn would be provided for in all it's housing, feed, exercise, vet, and farrier needs. It would have frequent, almost daily attention from me, and would be monitored by other trustworthy persons when I am not on sight.


Thank you for your kind consideration.