The fish with legs and his friends

My argument is that the following story makes absolutely no sense,

The Fish with Legs and His Friends

by The Furry Fairy Alfonso the long haired

The fish that  had five legs jumped out of the motor boat and pulled his sandwich out of his metal lunch box. "What a fine day", he said with a twitch of his fin. All of a sudden a vat of sulfuric acid fell from the sky and onto the seven legged fish. He lost three of his legs and was in a lot of pain so he had to go to the hospital. The surgeon came and put stuff on his legs and he ended up dying because he wasn't in water and I don't know why he had legs or was walking anyways.
His friend Mildred the stuffed animate penguin organized his funeral service. She turned it into a tropical themed luau party, and they ended up frying him up in a dish of fish and chips after the doctors deemed him safe to eat. The served him with a side dish of a garlic and dill dipping sauce, but Mildred the stuffed animate penguin ended up choking on one of his bones for her inconsideration of her friends deceased body.  She died too, so they ended up chucking her body into the ocean because the didn't want to pay for a coffin and a proper burial in a cemetary.
The five/seven legged fish that died from the acid bath had a really crummy group of friends. THey ended up being arrested for distrubing the peace when the public heard about their disrespectful actions. There was a trail and they were all convicted of reallly sucking at the skill of being even a decent friend because they ate him after he suffered a violent death. They were thrown into prison and forced to work on the kitchen staff for the rest of their lives.

THE END